The pseudo-boyfriend is an unspoken benefit of being single. What? You haven't heard of him? You probably know him by a different name. You know, he comes in many forms. He's the best friend who goes to social functions with you, the flavor who always picks up the check, you talk to him all the time but he lives in a different state, he gives you compliments-flowers-sweets, or does whatever fits your fancy.
The best thing about a pseudo-boyfriend is that you can have more than one. You get the best of flavors in the doses you choose. One of them starts getting on your nerves. . . Take a break from him and hang with another. You don't even have to have the "we were on a break" argument. If there was a real commitment, it would no longer be a pseudo relationship. Guilt-free fun. While you wait for your Mr. Right, take a pseudo-boyfriend for a ride. And if you aren't too picky, they come in different colors and sizes.
What are you waiting for, start sampling yours today.
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