50 years ago many in this country wanted nothing to do with colors. In fact they would kill in a effort to keep colors out of their homes. They would condemn their sons and daughters for adding color to their family.
Now they are ready to kill because they couldn't get color into their home. They are begging their children to bring color home. Brown, red, yellow, or orange. They want it all. Unfortunately they couldn't have it all.
Due to the downturn of the economy over the last 12 years, people went crazy for free slurpee day. Tuesday saw the worse case of death due to a lack of 7.11 oz cups for free colors. People fainted in the aisles, ran over babies, and some even dropped their babies. All because they wanted to bring color home.
RIP 7-1-1 victims. May you enjoy free slurpees in heaven. They won't stay frozen in the alternative.
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